I don't know how people start their first post...

Do they start off with a joke(like posting a picture of those skin tight spandex pants that no one should be wearing, I dunno, that makes me laugh), or a cheesy story about why they made a blog(because of recurring boredom and a penchant for belltop coats), or better yet just start like if they have done this all their lives?








I dunno.













But if anything, I'm gonna start off with a bang. Not a big bang. Just a bang to remember me by.





To keep you interested, if anything.








To keep you coming for more.





Like cleavage.



Not like this,










But like this!